Just Passing By

As soon as I open my eyes every morning, ten trillion thoughts will have already popped in my head. I think that’s why I haven’t really been able to blog lately. Multi-thinking prevents me from feeling passionately about one single thing long enough to blog about it. To my friends who have emailed asking why I have been quiet and who have been asking for more posts, I’ll have some soon. For now, let me share with you my random thoughts in the first hour after I left my bed today:

• Sneeze. sneeze, sneeze. Damn the allergies. Look at my nose. It’s so red and big it looks like it has a life of its own. Breath deeply. Kaye, you look fantastic, it will be a good day.
• Good thing I made buffalo wings last night and there’s plenty left over for tonight. Making dinner every night is hard. I wish Mama were here.
• Thank you God that the major earthquake hasn’t happened yet. I hope it never comes but if it does, let it not happen during school hours. Let me be with my kids so I can make sure they’re safe. Theis month-long series of little quakes are starting to bug me.
• I’d better hurry with my make-up and check in on Bamboo. He’d better not pee on the carpet.
• Mascara’s almost dry. Should I buy a new tube? Maybe not. If I saved hard enough, I can retire early. Then I wouldn’t need to put on mascara anymore.
• Hmmm, a rose on the dining table from hubby. Very unusual… did he buy another go-cart?
• Nikki’s getting ready for school. I looked at what she’s wearing. Ok, you’re decent. I hope you get over that crush you have who’s on YouTube high on who-knows-what and laughing his head silly. So not cool.
• I have a meeting at 8. I need to rush but the freeway’s swarming with cops who are watchful of speeding cars. Slow down Kaye and save yourself from paying the $200 fine. If I saved hard enough, I can retire early. Then I wouldn’t have to be fighting this morning hour rush.
• Damn, I have back to back meetings today. I hate meetings. They were invented to torture mere mortals for bosses who need an audience to show off intellectual superiority or lack thereof.
• Ooh, lots of parking space near the building. Nah, I should park a little ways off. Walking burns calories.
• Thank you Lord that I made it to the office. Let the fun begin!